The Chew Girl

The Chew Girl is a running joke in the Shitty Wizard podcast that became a character recognized by both the Shitty Wizards themselves as well as fans. She is Brett Jubinville's personal maid whose sole job is to chew his food for him before feeding it into his mouth.

She was created when Adam asked a question in Episode 1 of Streamy Dreams: "would you rather have squishy teeth, or have all of your food fed to you baby-bird style?" Discussion of the latter option began to center around Brett hypothetically hiring someone to do this for him, and leading to awkward discussion among studio employees. Laurel added that "she has to wear the maid uniform." The Chew Girl has no canonical physical appearance but has been referenced in multiple episodes of Streamy Dreams. In one episode, she was even greeted by the Wizards when they mentioned that Brett was eating his lunch in the same room they were recording in. In another, Laurel asked Brett if she could borrow his Chew Girl.

Her real name is Taylor; this was chosen by the Wizards out of a pool of names suggested by the Discord server.